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Tired? Cranky? Bloated? Constipated? Diarrhea? Gas? Rashes in bizarre places?

Sounds like you've got problems! Or you might be a Random Chick. In any case, we need to let you loyal readers (all 4 of you) know that Random Chick is taking a wee bit of a hiatus because if she doesn't she will surely ram something up your...well, somewhere uncomfortable. Please don't cry. It only makes a mess.

Due to massive weight gain, tantrums, eternal dirty laundry, bits of crap, and other horrendously mundane aspects of life, Random Chick requires a bit of perspective. Don't ask, don't tell, okay? She also doesn't want to be left out. It seems that some of her favorite bloggers are having a secret meeting to take over the Internet somewhere in Saskatchewan as most of them are also taking a hiatus. What else could they be doing? Isn't blogging the only thing there is?

Random Chick will be back after she has eaten all the crappy chocolate she can get her hands on. Anywhoo, don't be surprised if you see a severely PMS'd woman running through Walmart looking for directions to Saskatchewan. You're free to tag along if you'd like.

We take no responsibility for ensuing panic attacks...you'll have to medicate yourself or figure out some other way to get along without the fascinatingly, witty and insightful drivel found on this blog. NO animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Except that cockroach. He had it coming.